Homo Sweet Homo (Part 1)
It has been a long time. Really. Many things have happened in this long time.
I turned in everything at school on Monday. I also rented a truck on Monday. Said truck was supposed to be a 16′ truck. Tony/Tim/Bill (self=Tony/clothes=Tim/colleagues=Bill) did not have a ’16 truck despite confirming that he did. I drove to meet Tony. Tony lied. There was not a 16′ truck. To cover one of his identity’s ass, one of his other identities rented me a 24′ truck.
Driving a 24′ foot truck from Pittsburgh, PA to Kalamazoo, MI is stressful. Ask Jeffrey the driver. Pittsburgh has narrow streets and tunnels. That is stressful when not driving a truck. But I finally said au revoir to Pennsylvania.
We finally arrived at my apartment in Kalamazoo.
Then, I found out that Tony/Tim/Bill did not have enough identities. So he stole mine. My kind bank people caught him before he spent too much. The timing was awful. But I was happily in my new Domestigay apartment. See?
With many boxes to unpack, tons of furniture to assemble, and some cleaning to do, I began Domestigating my new place. So, what does one get for helping me move eight hours away? How about my unconditional and eternal love? Implied. How about a home cooked meal at the table that they also helped me assembled? Of course! I call this, “The First Domestigay Supper, 2011”
The Domestigay headquarters are finally coming together (a post touring the place tomorrow). I’m very happy with where I am starting and this new place. The apartment is setup to have some Domestigay fun and I can’t wait! But what have we been doing in the mean time? Getting our Domestigay on with an emphasis on the gay! I’m talking beaches, sun, and fun!